* Three minutes to master the news of the pain points and laugh points
Today's song: Sister you boldly move forward (Kim Jong-un points to Park Jin Hui)
1. Chinese airlines began to dig angle recovery aviation pilots, and then dig down may have to dig Cai Xiaoying.
2. Save labor costs, McDonald's may no one in the future to help point of order, McDonald's uncle you want to consider retirement?
3. Girls into the scope of conscription? Do not use the Department of Defense Mulan to speak?
4. Park Geun-hye purchased a large number of Viagra and steel for the fight against mountain sickness? Is the physician Daejang proposed it?
5. Park Jinhui support rate of only 5%, this figure appears to eat more steel can not lift the head.
6. Temperature drop, erectile dysfunction by 3 into a lot of 87 men began to warm the package in the underwear.
7. well-known domestic fried dumpling chain replacement for men, do not consider the Ministry of Defense to open their own casserole shop?
8. Chinese courier fatigue scared the street on the sudden death, only 39, really exhausted.
9. Pull the bell pull the unification of the dispute, really pull a pass, and sure enough to pull.
10. Continental films in the Golden Horse finalist 14 films and Taiwan film tie, Trump said the United States film will not be involved in cross-strait affairs.
2. "Celebrity haiku"
* Names can be myths or jokes
1. McDonald's
Wheat placed cry ah
Of course, to layoffs ah
Otherwise, how big the boss to fishing?
2. KFC
Certainly to win or lose what
Germans even dare to abuse the Chinese people
Results on the GG
3. Pizza Hut
You all shut up
The rest of Will
Immediately give me nibbling light
3. "No Quotations"
* Five language asked heaven
「About the Impotence」
1. Impotence is to get up can not become great.
2. Power is the best aphrodisiac, but it is the poison of personality.
3. Female for Yue who have capacity, male impotence for their own.
4. Impotence is "as long as I like, what can not".
5. The purpose of impotence is "to also can, like everything."
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